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Now you get to spank as many monkeys as you want with your new tool

Sniff. I’m not even kidding.

This is just proof that people that write spam are nuts.

Do you want eColi? I do.

Awaken the monster in her. No, thank you. PMS already does that.

If you can keep walking, then you can keep banging. - that’s good to know… ?

Dead — you will be bigger. Something tells me that I will be smaller when I am dead… if nothing else, I will be eating less.

“Ever tried mass baths and got your tiny wiener laughed at, those days are soon over.” Whew. I am so relieved!

Coke: I have bigger balls than you.

I wonder if they are talking to Pepsi or me. And what would Pepsi say back?

Tired of loosing control in bad. Try our product and you will become a king of bad. I thought that was Michael Jackson — king of bad.

Your male device is super. Girth and length are your two best buddies. Thanks… I think.

“An oral pill saved my marriage.” Oral pill? The only pills that aren’t oral are called suppositories.